Friday, January 2, 1970

Diabolique takes its time to get scary

5 second plot: An a-hole head principal has got a wife and a mistress. He treats them like garbage. They decide to kill him. They succeed but then the body disappears and strange things start to happen. Boo!

5 second review: It takes forever for the strange things to start to happen (and they're not very shocking anymore in this day and age). It’s not very plausible that an asshole like that would have a pretty wife and mistress. No way. Them French folk sure like to talk a lot. My god… they just can’t stop. It’s an interesting mystery, but before you get some answers you’ll be bored to death. Or no longer watching. 

IMDb score: 8,2/10
Our score: 2,5/10