5 second plot: A samurai is found dead. The story of the investigation to find the killer is told by two witnesses. All the involved tell a different tale. One of them is the dead guy (through a medium). And even he tries to twist the truth.
5 second review: Watching this felt like a never ending story. After a while, I couldn't care less what actually happened. It's totally boring and uninteresting. How in the world did this movie end up so high in the IMDb top 250? The hysterical laughing is extremely annoying. And the samurai sucks at being a samurai. Jesus.
IMDb score: 8;4/10
Our score: 1/10
