Friday, March 29, 2013
The Place Beyond the Pines is too long
5 second plot: A guy finds out that he's got a one year old son. Because he has no money to support his 'family' he starts robbing banks. While doing so, he (briefly) meets a cop. This cops blows the whistle on a couple of crooked cops and becomes assistant DA. 15 years later his son runs into the son of the previous guy.
5 second review: It starts off with a bang but then comes to a full stop filled with boring talks and awkward family-moments. In the third part it gets even worse. Why is this movie 2 hours and 20 minutes long? Who figured that out? How many movies are this in one? And please not a word about the crazy coincidence, I'll fucking blow.
IMDb score: 7,4/10
Our score: 2/10
Posted by Pvt. Cowboy at 11:10 PM