5 second plot: The boys and girls have to help The Rock catch an international criminal who is piecing together a powerful weapon. If they succeed, they are fully pardoned.
5 second review: The actors are clearly having fun: that's always nice to watch. The individual characters are amazing: The Rock looks like a monster. The ending is really dumb. Don't take the fun away from the roller coaster ride. The action sequences are great (the tank!), but the story is too weak to support it. If it doesn't make any sense, it's not cool.