World War Z does not take its time to get fired up
5 second plot: A zombie virus spreads across the globe rapidly. It's up to Brad Pitt to travel around the world and figure out where the virus started and how it can be stopped. Preferably before the world has gone down the drain completely.
5 second review: That is 100% hardcore scary zombie-shit. And not too much bullshit, just facts. But our dear Brad is one lucky son of a gun isn't he.