5 second plot: The president asks Machete to stop a crazy Mexican gangster from launching a bomb in the direction of Washington.
5 second review: Wow, this really is a crazy movie. The story is not always as logical as it should or could be, but Rodriguez gets away with it because you wonder if that was simply the whole idea. I especially liked the super crazy original ways to kill people. Like the one where he hangs on the rotorblade of the helicopter. That's nuts.
IMDb score: 6/10
Our score: 7/10
Box Office Mojo: 15 mio $ worldwide (on 23-11-2013)
