5 second plot: Hercules is the son of a queen and a god. (The king is not too happy with that.) His older brother is going to marry the love of his life. Hercules himself is sent on a suicide mission. But he survives and returns to save his love and to have his revenge.
5 second review: At first, I couldn't make out whether it was a spoof or a serious movie. That's never a good sign. Sometimes the costumes and the CGI are laugh out loud funny. And that's a shame, really, because it's got epic potential. Not everything is cheap. And some fights are really good. (Some are a disaster.) I just read on Box Office Mojo that this movie had a 70 million $ budget. No. Way.
IMDb score: 4,2/10
Our score: 2/10
