Wednesday, February 25, 2015
Monsters: Dark Continent doesn’t feature a lot of monsters
5 second plot: The USA is fighting big ass monsters in the Middle East. But all these goddamn locals keep collaterally dying. And they are pissed off. So now the main problem for the US ground troops isn’t really the monsters, it’s the insurgents.
5 second review: I really didn’t want to see another Gulf War movie, I wanted to see fucking monsters. This is one seriously boring B movie, I don’t know how I got through it. The running time is 2 hours for Christ’s sake.
IMDb score: 4,7/10
Our score: 1/10