Friday, November 11, 2016
True Memoirs of an International Assassin is boring
5 second plot: Sam writes a fiction book about an international assassin, but his publisher markets it as a non-fiction book. He gets kidnapped by freedom fighters who think he's the real deal. They force him to assassinate the president (of Venezuela, I think).
5 second review: After 20 minutes I got so bored that I don't even have the strength left in me to look up if it is really Venezuela or not (it is). I can only recommend this if you're looking for a very lightweight comedy and really really don't have anything else to do.
IMDb score: 6/10
Our score: 1/10
Posted by Pvt. Cowboy at 4:58 PM