Friday, August 7, 2015
Fantastic Four is not a lot of fun
5 second plot: A team of very smart youngsters builds a machine that enables them to teleport to another dimension. When they take it for a test-spin things go wrong. They end up 'different'. We've got a rock guy, a flexible guy, a torch guy and an invisible girl. And one of them was left behind: that's our villain: Victor Von Doom.
5 second review: I think it's official: everybody hates this movie. Look at that IMDb score. You don't see that very often for a big budget movie. Not everything's bad though. The visuals are pretty good and the superpowers are awesome (we knew that already). But it just feels like a bull-shit origin story, simple as that. I especially didn't believe a word the evil gum chewing government a-hole was mumbling.
IMDb score: 3,9/10
Our score: 5/10
Posted by Pvt. Cowboy at 11:35 PM