5 second plot: JCVD comes out of retirement to take up his job as secret agent JCV Johnson. He has to help track down a big drug shipment. Or something like that. But what he really wants is the love of his life back. She's also working on the same assignment he is.
5 second review: It's a lot of fun to watch JC do old school action moves and take a piss out of himself. But I don't know if I want to see more than this 30 minute sort-of pilot. I think it will become too much of the same very quickly.
IMDb score: 8,2/10
Our score: 7,5/10
