5 second plot: Two guys in their twenties score million dollar arms deals with the US government by supplying them with (lots of) guns and ammo for the war in Irak and Afghanistan.
5 second review: Based on a true story. You've got to be shitting me. The things they do is definitely not okay, but it's also seriously awesome. It might not have been this cool in real life, but this ice pissing, snow shitting coolness really works for the movie. That was the best way to play it.