5 second plot: Well, it's about Alice. In... Well... You know. Wonderland. But no-one believes her when she says that she has actually been there. So she wants to prove it.
5 second review: Well, we sure are used to a lot more than this amateur CGI crap, aren't we? And holy shit: this is boring.
IMDb score: 7,5/10
Our score: 0/10