5 second plot: This is the story of the three original vampires: the first of their kind. They were created a thousand years ago. The first episode is all about the two male vampires: a decent one and a rebel. The rebel got a werewolf pregnant. And the decent one wants to protect her. From witches and non-originals.
5 second review: That is a whole bunch of information we get to swallow in this pilot. It's a pretty complicated story-line and I'm not sure if I give a shit. That can't be good.
IMDb score: 8,1/10
Our score: 6/10
