5 second plot: A long time ago, in a place called Pompeii, a poor slave meets a rich beautiful girl. It's love at first sight. But there is an evil man that won't have it. And he tries to have the boy killed and marry the girl himself. And then the mountain explodes and everything goes even more to shit.
5 second review: What is that stupid voice they have Kiefer Sutherland talk with? Seriously, I laughed out loud, I thought I was watching a Monty Python sketch. The special effects are okay, and the six packs are okay as well, but the story is extremely dumb and feels awkwardly silly.
IMDb score: 6,4/10
Our score: 3/10
