5 second plot: A famous painting is stolen and Mortdecai, a famous art dealer, is assigned to try and find it.
5 second review: Not a lot of people seem to like this movie. But I absolutely loved it. I had a smile on my face the entire time. I don't care what everyone else says. Everyone else is wrong. Johnny Depp is hi-la-rious. All the side-characters (wife, man-servant, cop, villain,...) are simply perfect. And the running gags are brilliant.