5 second plot: Ted gets married. He and his beautiful wife decide to adopt a baby. But then some state officials ask themselves if Ted is really a person. When they decide he isn't, that he's just 'property', it causes a shit-storm. Now Ted has to fight for his right to be a person.
5 second review: This is ludicrously funny shit that often makes no sense at all but is awesomely crazy original. And it's not just John and Ted. Everyone is having a blast and fucking around. I loved it.
IMDb score: 6,8/10
Our score: 9/10
