Tuesday, September 22, 2015
Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 1: Pilot
5 second plot: I'm not sure there really is a plot here. There's a sorority queen. And she's a stuck up bitch. And she doesn't get along with the dean. And some people die a terrible death. And there's a lot of screaming.
5 second review: Jesus, this is stupid. I don't know who the target audience is for this, but it sure as hell isn't me. The dialogue is terrible, the characters are awful and it's all very annoying. But the three gory scenes are pretty nasty, I have to give them that.
IMDb score: 7,7/10
Our score: 1/10