The Big Bang Theory Season 9 Episode 1: The Matrimonial Momentum
5 second plot: Leonard and Penny get married in Vegas. And then fight over Leonard kissing a girl on his expedition way back when. Sheldon tries to deal with getting dumped. It's not going well.
5 second review: I'm always happy to see these boys and girls again. This is the funniest and most awesome sitcom on TV today. And they are still doing it. But let's not have Penny and Leonard fight too long, shall we?