5 second plot: It's basically Persia against Greece part two. A couple of Persian bad asses Vs. a couple of Greek heroes. And they fight like angry, wounded bears and tigers. Oh, and blood flies around crazy-style. It gushes out big-time.
5 second review: I'm so sorry, but Eva Green is a bit of a bummer. She is super-cool, of course, my expectation was just too high. I know: I did it to myself. It's a crazy story with mad CGI (not always ay-okay) and I kinda preferred Leonidas but it's still a fun ride. And I really love the kicking.
IMDb score: 6,7/10
Our score: 6,5/10
