5 second plot: First up in the show: we get the results of a Celebrity Survey. Then Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein put a bird on Conan's moon. Rachael Harris came on next. She is obsessed with Conan's skin tone. And with men's butts. And finally Conan had musical guest Lucius.
5 second review: Fun stuff. Conan laughing with himself is always great.