5 second plot: A man finds a woman in the street, all beat up. He takes her to his home (for a cup of tea). She tells him the story of her life, as a nymphomaniac.
5 second plot: Our dear Lars sure loves to hear himself talk. And he's always in search of something 'special'. Unable to make a 'normal' shot, it always has to have an awkward touch. Oh my god, there are some nasty cocks in this movie. Yuk. And lots of them. And as if this story wasn't already dreadfully (way too) long, this is only the first volume. I think I'll skip the second one.
IMDb score: 7,3/10
Our score: 3/10
