5 second plot: Get this. In 1985 Miami Kung Fury is the best cop in the world who got super kung-fu powers when he was hit by lightning and bit by a cobra. Now he's going back in time to kill kung fuhrer Hitler. But first he has to fight laser raptors as he goes too far back in time.
5 second review: This movie is so awesome, I didn't know where to look first. I just know I'm going to watch it over and over again. The running time of half an hour is perfect. This is my new favorite movie of all time. It's glorious.
IMDb score: 8,2/10
Our score: 10/10
