Monday, December 7, 2015

In the Heart of the Sea feels uninspired
















5 second plot: It's the story of how Moby Dick came to be. In 1850 the writer of this famous novel writes down the account of the last survivor of the fight between whale hunters and a huge angry white whale. First this big fucker takes out the ship and then he chases the survivors for months.

5 second review: I can't believe this is a Ron Howard movie. The sets look like they're made out of cardboard, the effects are so and so and it just isn't the big adventure it should be. And no way pretty boys with shiny teeth would be sailing boats in the beginning of the 1800s.

IMDb score: 7,2/10
Our score: 5/10