Friday, December 3, 1993
Cronos is boooooring
5 second plot: An antiquarian stumbles upon an old artifact that can give him eternal life. But this comes at a price. And someone else is after the same device.
5 second review: Oh man, this is a stretch. There's not a lot of real story here, most of what goes on is pure filling and doesn't serve any purpose. In other words: it's very boring. And it's all a bit silly really. Sorry Guillermo. Not a fan.
IMDb score: 6,7/10
Our score: 1/10
Thursday, September 16, 1993
Seinfeld Season 5 is brilliant
5 second plot: The guys find out that women sometimes fake their orgasm. George pretends to be a marine biologist and saves a whale. Kramer spots a mannequin doll that looks just like Elaine. Jerry makes out with his girlfriend during Schindler's List.
5 second review: This fifth season is pure comedy magic. The situations they get themselves into, the shit they pull,... it's brilliant.
IMDb score: 8,9/10
Our score: 9,5/10
Friday, May 7, 1993
My Neighbor Totoro is gorgeous
5 second review: A beautiful story, made in gorgeous animation, filled with warm, kind and friendly people (and spirits). There is not a lot of story going on, but it’s one of those movies that just make you happy.
IMDb score: 8,3/10
Our score: 8/10
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