5 second plot: An antiquarian stumbles upon an old artifact that can give him eternal life. But this comes at a price. And someone else is after the same device.
5 second review: Oh man, this is a stretch. There's not a lot of real story here, most of what goes on is pure filling and doesn't serve any purpose. In other words: it's very boring. And it's all a bit silly really. Sorry Guillermo. Not a fan.