Wednesday, December 15, 2004
Million Dollar Baby is deep
5 second plot: Maggie wants to become a championship boxer. And she wants old timer Frankie to train her. He is reluctant at first, but she practically stalks him into doing it. And she sure does have the talent.
5 second review: I don't really like boxing movies very much. But the boxing in this one is pretty great. The dialogue between the old timers is really funny. But don't get too comfortable, because there is some serious drama in here. I knew there had to be a dramatic reason for that Oscar.
IMDb score: 8,1/10
Our score: 6/10
Monday, July 19, 2004
Catwoman is not sexy at all
5 second plot: It's about the most boring woman in the world who turns into a sexy crime fighting catlike superhero.
5 second review: Seriously, the intro almost bored me to death. Ten minutes after the intro I started getting really annoyed. I tried to fast forward but it only made me angrier.
IMDb score: 3,2/10
Our score: 0/10
Friday, April 2, 2004
Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter,... and Spring is interesting
5 second plot: A young boy lives in a remote (floating) temple. He wants to become a monk just like his master. But he's got a long way to go and a lot of things to learn. We follow the story of the choices he makes and the paths he takes.
5 second review: If you're into ancient wisdom and Eastern symbolism, this movie is definitely for you. If you're not, you will find the first half comprehensible, but you will have difficulties with the second half. Apart from that, it's an interesting view on growing up, making mistakes and taking responsibility.
IMDb score: 8,1/10
Our score: 6,5/10
Friday, February 13, 2004
50 First Dates is so sweet
5 second plot: Henry meets Lucy and falls in love with her. The next day Lucy can't remember who he is. She was in a car crash and since then her memory resets every day. Henry tries to make her fall for him every day again and again.
5 second review: This is one of my all time favorite movies. It's such a beautiful, sweet, honest and funny story, I can watch it a million times and still smile every time Henry makes Lucy smile.
IMDb score: 6,8/10
Our score: 10/10
Friday, March 28, 2003
Spirited Away is a beauty
5 second review: Chihiro accidentally ends up in another world. This world is crowded with strange creatures. The leader is a (sort of) evil witch. To survive, Chihiro has to work in the bath house. She also has to find a way to get back home. But that's going to be a tough one. Luckily she's got a very big and warm heart to help her find her way.
5 second review: I don't know anyone with such a fantastic imagination as Hayao Miyazaki. How in the world does he do it? He must have amazing dreams. This is a beautiful story brought to life in beautifully detailed animation.
IMDb score: 8,6/10
Our score: 9/10
Sunday, October 28, 2001
Monsters, Inc. is happy feel good
5 second plot: To power up their world, monsters have to scare kids. Because the screams are like fuel. One day a kid accidentally enters their world. And that's a big no no. Now the best team in monsterworld, Sulley and Mike, have to figure out how to resolve this problem.
5 second review: Funny, suspenseful, feel good, great story and magically drawn (well, maybe not really drawn). An amazing movie. For all ages. Well, maybe mostly for kids.
IMDb score: 8,1/10
Our score: 8/10
Friday, July 27, 2001
Wet Hot American Summer is just for fun
5 second plot: It's the last day at a summer camp in the 80's in wet hot America. It's a story about love and friendship. A story not bothered by any logic or structure what so ever. It's just for shits and giggles.
5 second review: This is experimental funny stuff. It doesn't work all the time and it was not always my cup of tea. But there will definitely be an audience for this. And they will find it hilarious. I heard that Anna Kendrick is a fan. She's probably right. There is no doubt that everyone involved had a lot of fun making this film.
IMDb score: 6,6/10
Our score: 6/10
Friday, March 30, 2001
Amores perros is heavy shit
5 second plot: This movie is actually three movies in one. The stories come together in a car crash scene. There are two forbidden young lovers. The girl is the boy's sister-in-law. There is the gorgeous famous young woman who 'steals' a family man from his wife. She gets hurt badly in the crash. And then there is the dog whisperer. He's like a hobo with a shotgun. And it's all going down in Mexico City.
5 second review: Is this depressing or what? My god, there does not seem to be very much light at the end of the tunnel. I like to be left with an entertained feeling after a movie, not with a feeling a truck just ran over me. But a whole bunch of people really really like this film very much, so I will shut up about it.
IMDb score: 8,2/10
Our score: 3/10
Friday, February 2, 2001
In The Mood For Love requires one's complete attention
5 second plot: A young man and a young woman who live next to each other both think their spouses are cheating on them. They spend a lot of time together trying to understand what is going on. But in doing so they dangerously balance on the thin line of taking it too far themselves.
5 second review: What a beautiful picture. The camera work is pure art. And that recognizable tune... There is an-artist-that-knows-what-he's-doing at work here. If you are a romantic soul, this movie is to die for.
IMDb score: 8,1/10
Our score: 8/10
Friday, October 27, 2000
Requiem for a Dream freaked me out
5 second plot: Four pretty normal people get sucked into a world of drug abuse. It's starts with some innocent fun, but their world spirals completely out of control when their appetite for more and more drugs becomes unstoppable.
5 second review: I didn't feel too good after seeing this movie. It doesn't happen very often that a film has that effect on me. And that's an amazing accomplishment. This is one crazy picture. It's amazing that someone took a chance to release it. No way the director, cinematographer and editor weren't totally wasted themselves while making the movie. You can't fake flipping out like that.
IMDb score: 8,4/10
Our score: 9/10
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