5 second plot: When two spaceships make an emergency landing on a foreign planet strange things start happening. The crew has to figure out what's going on and find a way to get back home.
5 second review: This movie is excruciatingly boring. The only thing good about it is the title. I didn't see any vampires though. The actors have to act out everything (like 'gravity') but sometimes I really didn't know what in the world they were doing. Score on the test of time: 0.