Friday, May 29, 2015

Survivor is too clumsy

5 second plot: In London's US embassy an employee's terrorist radar goes up when a chemical specialist applies for a visa. The terrorists don't fuck around so Pierce Brosnan is assigned to take the employee out. Pierce blows up half of London but misses his target. So now she's on the run and the rest of the cast is looking for her.

5 second review: This is what they called a straight to video movie back in the day. And I've seen too many of these lately to keep my cool. I don't think it was supposed to be this big of a mess. It's so clumsy that it got on my nerves. But it's weird because it's got some very decent actors in it. Doing a fine job. And the bombs are cool, I've got to give them that.

IMDb score: 5,4/10
Our score: 2/10