Friday, January 20, 2017

xXx: Return of Xander Cage is a little bit of fun



















5 second plot: Vin Diesel is pulled out of retirement after 15 years to put together an awesome team and go fetch a device that can bring down satellites.

5 second review: The action is good, but there are too many cheap tricks to try and make it look cool: pretty girls, smart ass one-liners, crazy stunts (skiing through the jungle), crazier chases (an underwater bike chase), nut-job gimmicks, popular celebrity cameos, games with grenades,... And there is one member of the team who's special skill is DJ-ing. Say what now?

IMDb score: 5,3/10
Our score: 5/10