5 second plot: Well, what can I say? There is a big ass spider on the loose and it is very hungry. The military, but more importantly exterminator Alex and his security friend Jose, are trying to stop it before it kills... everyone.
5 second review: This movie is pretty funny actually. The big special effects are very low budget of course, but the actors seem to be having a ball. And the fun they are having is catchy.
Our score: 6/10