Sunday, March 9, 2014

Late Phases stinks

5 second plot: An old blind war veteran moves into a new house in a retirement community. The first night he's there he is attacked by a werewolf. He doesn't know that, because he couldn't see it. His dog is killed while defending him. He figures out it has to have something to do with the full moon and waits for the next one to avenge the death of his dog.

5 second review: What is it with these goddamn shitty werewolf movies? If you can't do it properly: don't do it. This one is filled with old annoying people. And the central character is the most annoying one of them all. The werewolves look like shit. They look like cheap ass gremlin Halloween costumes for adults.

IMDb score: 6/10
Our score: 0/10