Wednesday, March 26, 2014
Noah takes it a tad too far
5 second plot: This is the famous story of Noah, who is asked (well, not really asked) by the man upstairs to build a giant ark to save the innocent of this world (the animals) from a giant flood that will kill every not so innocent creature (humanity).
5 second review: Darren Aronofsky takes on one of the biggest and most known stories in the world and then mixes this with every possible theory on the creation of life. That's plain nuts. And then his marketing department tried to sell this movie as a spectacular event. There are some battles in it, and I did find the rock-guards bashing humans in the ground pretty cool, but if you have seen the trailer, you saw almost all of the action.
IMDb score: 6,6/10
Our score: 5/10
Posted by Pvt. Cowboy at 10:28 AM