Wednesday, August 6, 2014
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a disappointment
5 second plot: Four mutated human sized turtles are trained by a (also mutated big) rat to become ninjas. With their skills they try to protect the people of New York from Shredder, a very evil guy with very evil plans.
5 second review: I don't know why I had great expectations for this movie... But I did. And it was a big disappointment. Everything looks like a cartoon. Shredder is the only character that starts off looking cool but then the fight sequences begin and after that it felt like I was watching someone play a video-game. The Turtles' young years are the worst (visually). Didn't anyone notice they look awful? Fans of Megan Fox will be pleased though. Because she gets a lot of screen-time.
IMDb score: 6,3/10
Our score: 1/10