Friday, June 19, 2015

Burying the Ex is a cool title

5 second plot: Max promises his girlfriend they will always be together, but he makes this promise in the presence of a Satan genie. A bit later his girlfriend dies (minutes before he's breaking up with her). And then she rises from the dead. And all she wants to do is fuck. 'Cause that's what zombies do, right?

5 second review: No, that's not right, they want BRAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSS. The actors are really struggling with the dialogue. I felt really sorry for them. The movie's not very good. The title is cool I guess. I don't know what the awesome Alexandra Daddario is doing in here, but thank god she is, she was my only motivation to hang in there.

IMDb score: 5,3/10
Our score: 2/10