5 second plot: The Jurassic Park from 20 years ago is now a fully operational theme park. The geneticists created a new 'cool' dinosaur. But just as the park's manager's nephews are visiting the big scary fucker escapes. She teams up with dino whisperer Owen to find the kids.
5 second review: You can't say that this isn't a thrill ride. It's one big awesome spectacle. Sometimes a tiny bit over the top, but overall a whole lot of fun. I really enjoyed the little winks to the original Jurassic Park. Also, Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard are a perfect fit. I wouldn't take little kids to see this movie. They will have nightmares forever.
IMDb score: 7,6/10
Our score: 8/10
