Tuesday, August 25, 2015

The Transporter Refueled is amazingly stupid

5 second plot: Russian gangsters take over a prostitution district in the French Riviera. A couple of girls want out and come up with an elaborate scheme to get back at the assholes that forced them into prostitution. The Transporter gets sucked into their plan. His dad as well.

5 second review: What the fuck is this? We’ve got moronic bad guys handing over business cards with a cool logo, we’ve got a boring dude with a cool car just looking for lame excuses to get the cops on his tail (and get into fights) and we’ve got pretty girls who finally get out of prostitution and thank their ‘saviors’ by having sex with them. I was just in awe over the stupidity of this movie. One more thing: are these French guys dubbed? That makes it even more cheap ass looking.

IMDb score: 4,9/10
Our score: 2/10