Sunday, September 4, 2016

Van Helsing Season 1 Episode 1: Help Me

5 second plot: It's 2019. The world has been overrun by vampires. A mysterious woman wakes up in a hospital guarded by the military. She doesn't know what she's doing there. The soldier that's guarding her doesn't know either. But she seems to have a certain 'effect' on vampires.

5 second review: The vampires look like vampire-zombie hybrids possessed by a demon. Does that sound cool? It's not. Neither is this first episode.

IMDb score: 8/10
Our score: 0/10