Stalker is excruciatingly boring

5 second plot: There is a place in the world called 'The Zone' where everyone stays as far away from as possible. Those who go near it, are never seen again. One guy who seems to know the way in and out (a bit) takes two other guys in. They are trying to find 'The Room' that can grant wishes. Or something like that.

5 second review: I truly hate this experimental bullshit. It moves excruciatingly sloooowly. This must be the dumbest 'sci-fi' movie ever made. They act like there is a whole lot of mystery going on, but we only get to see plants and buildings and some strange shit. This movie really sucks.

IMDb score: 8,2/10
Our score: 0/10

Life of Brian is one of those must see comedies

5 second plot: From the day he is born, Brian is mistaken for being the son of God. The more he tries to convince everyone he isn't, the more they think he is.

5 second review: It's a crazy old movie, but the comedy is classic. You have to have seen it. There's simply no way around it. So hop to it.

IMDb score: 8,1/10
Our score: 9/10

The Brood is definitely weird

5 second plot: Frank's wife is following intensive psychiatric therapy (something experimental). Frank thinks the psychiatrist is a fraud and tries to prove it. His biggest concern is his daughter. He doesn't want to let her go near his wife anytime soon. Because he thinks she's hurting her. And then some very weird shit starts happening.

5 second review: It's old school, but it's still decent. It's mysterious, tense and it's made to be as disturbing as possible for the viewer. You have to be a bit open-minded (it's partly a creature feature) and very patient (not very much happens in between the core scenes) to really enjoy this movie.

IMDb score: 6,9/10
Our score: 6/10