Crash is pretty sick

5 second plot: A guy gets in a serious car accident. He is left scarred emotionally and physically. He channels his emotions sexually, together with other victims that are going through the same stuff. In doing so, he hopes to improve his strange sexual relationship with his wife. Or something like that.

5 second review: This is some weird and sick shit. There is not a lot of fun in it. It felt awkward most of the time. Some people will think this movie is fantastic, but I am not one of those people.

IMDb score: 6,3/10
Our score: 0/10

Seinfeld Season 8 is past its peak

5 second plot: George finds out he would have been rich if he had gotten married. Elaine doesn't know she dances really funny. Jerry shaves his chest-hair and almost turns into a werewolf when it starts growing back. Kramer gets hooked on chicken from a new fast food restaurant across the street. And there is another incident with invitations...

5 second review: They try really hard (too hard) to be funny. It's not about everyday situations anymore. It's too crazy, too silly. It's like they're stuck in a bizarro world.

IMDb score: 8,9/10
Our score: 6/10