Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 8: No One

5 second plot: Arya gets help from the woman she tried to kill. The Hound unleashes his anger. Varys goes on an expedition, a little bit later the city is under attack (while Tyrion is telling jokes and drinking wine). Cersei's bodyguard comes into action. Jamie wants to go back to Cersei so he plays it smart and cuts the siege short.

5 second review: Spoilers ahead! Lots and lots of cool action this episode. Cersei's bodyguard pulls someone's head off, the Hound axes the shit out of the a-holes that killed his friend and Arya is chased by a very determined nameless girl. Who also loses her head.

IMDb score: 8,5/10
Our score: 9/10

Warcraft is pretty dramatic

5 second plot: A horde of big ass orcs (yes, a little bit like the LOTR orcs, but more muscular) needs a new home (their old one is dead). They use magic to open up a portal to a new world. But the humans that live there are not going to give up their world without a fight.

5 second review: I was very surprised that this is not a terrible movie. You have to be into magic (green and blue one), orcs, oversized animals and an overkill of CGI, but if you're down with that, you're probably going to like this one. It's pretty spectacular. One note though: it's also quite dramatic (lots of emotions). I was definitely not expecting that. And - big spoiler alert - the ending sucks.

IMDb score: 7,4/10
Our score: 6,5/10

Central Intelligence is funny shit

5 second plot: Days before his 20 year high school reunion Calvin gets a Facebook friend-request from Bob. He hasn't seen him since high school. Bob changed from a kid that was laughed at to... well... The Rock. Bob is a CIA agent that has gone rogue to catch a high profile criminal and save the free world. And he needs Calvin's help.

5 second review: If you're a fan of the little Hart and/or the big Johnson (it's on the poster man, I'm not making this up) you're going to love the movie. I know I did. But you have to make it through a boring 30 minute set-up to get to the good stuff.

IMDb score: 6,6/10
Our score: 8/10

Lights Out is nightmare heaven

5 second plot: A family is pursued by a powerful evil entity that can only move around in the dark. If they want to destroy it, they will first have to figure out where it came from. And what it wants. And not get killed in the process.

5 second review: If you need some extra fuel for your nightmares: look no further. A scary creature that you only see if you turn off the light and that disappears when you turn it on? BOO! And this thing comes closer every time you switch the lights off. I almost jump scared myself right out of my chair.

IMDb score: 6,6/10
Our score: 8/10

The Conjuring 2 goes visual

5 second plot: The Warrens travel to England to help an 11-year old girl and her family who got stuck with an evil spirit. This is the true story of the 1977 Enfield haunting.

5 second review: If you were looking for a scary bedtime ghost story, look no further. This is about as scary as a haunted house movie can get. The difference with other ghost movies is that we get to see them a lot in this one. Showing the creepy fuckers a lot isn't always a smart move, but it definitely works here.

IMDb score: 7,7/10
Our score: 9/10

Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 7: The Broken Man

5 second plot: The Hound is alive. And it looks like he's finally found some peace. Not. The High Sparrow tells the queen to give it to the king (yes, IT). Pronto. The Freefolk will fight at Jon's side. He and Sansa search for more allegiances. Jamie takes command of a castle siege. Theon and his sis are on their way to the dragon queen. But. Important things first: getting laid.

5 second review: This High Sparrow a-hole is going to get it big-time. I'm looking forward to it. Not a lot of action this episode, but good talks, nice strategies and very promising. I think we're going to get ourselves some wins now.

IMDb score: 8,6/10
Our score: 8/10

Approaching the Unknown is mega boring

5 second plot: Captain Stanaforth develops a machine that can turn dry sand into water. He is taking this new technique to Mars. He will be the first human to set foot there, but the idea is to send a lot more people and start colonizing the planet.

5 second review: This movie is so boring, it was impossible for me to sympathize with the main character. Because I kept thinking that it was far worse for me to have to sit through the movie than to take a 270 day solo trip to Mars.

IMDb score: 4,8/10
Our score: 0/10

Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 6: Blood of My Blood

5 second plot: Bran gets himself a cool new bodyguard. Sam's (filthy rich) dad wants nothing to do with him. Margaery prepares for her walk of atonement. Arya chooses her next step wisely. Daenerys gives her Independance Day speech.

5 second review: I've been wondering all week: is Hodor going to return as a big ass cool zombie? Wouldn't that be really awesome? He doesn't in this episode though... Maybe that's the reason why I was so disappointed. Nothing really happens. There is one gigantic dragon, but you have to make it to the very end of the episode.

IMDb score: 8,5/10
Our score: 6/10

Equals is not about the sci-fi

5 second plot: Silas lives in an emotionless society. All emotions are regarded as a defect, a disease. But more and more people are getting 'sick'. Silas too. To make things even more difficult: he falls in love with Nia.

5 second review: This movie is all about human relations. It is set in a futuristic world, but we get to see very little of it (too little). Because the story isn't about that. So to enjoy this movie you have to be more into romantic dramas than into science fiction.

IMDb score: 6,2/10
Our score: 7/10

Outcast Season 1 Episode 1: A Darkness Surrounds Him

5 second plot: A troubled young man goes back to his home town to face his inner demons. What he finds is a demon that has attached itself to a little kid. He teams up with a local priest to get the thing out. And learn a little bit about himself and his connection with demons.

5 second review: Created by the same creator as the creator of The Walking Dead (OMG that's a lot of creates). The style is similar. Maybe not the same widespread all out mayhem. It's bloody and scary on a smaller scale. I really dug this first episode. I'm going to hang around a little and see what they have in store for us next.

IMDb score: 8,8/10
Our score: 9/10