5 second plot: Captain Stanaforth develops a machine that can turn dry sand into water. He is taking this new technique to Mars. He will be the first human to set foot there, but the idea is to send a lot more people and start colonizing the planet.
5 second review: This movie is so boring, it was impossible for me to sympathize with the main character. Because I kept thinking that it was far worse for me to have to sit through the movie than to take a 270 day solo trip to Mars.
IMDb score: 4,8/10
Our score: 0/10
