Monday, June 27, 2016
The Legend of Tarzan is a big fire and miss
5 second review: It's not the origin story of Tarzan. He's already a well educated man. Lucky for us he flashes back to his origin here and there to make sure we know what the F happened. Now he has to go back to his old neighborhood to do god knows what. And he brings his lovely wife Jane and Samuel L. Jackson with him.
5 second review: If you want to use historical facts as the central plot of your movie, you should get your facts straight. There was no happy ending for the people of the Congo. It's infuriating how wrong they get this. It's a shameful misrepresentation of what really happened. This is not the only thing that is wrong with the movie. They even manage to screw up the shout. And then make a joke about the fact that they just screwed it up.
IMDb score: 6,7/10
Our score: 1/10
Posted by Pvt. Cowboy at 11:08 PM