5 second plot: The G.I. Joes are blown to smithereens. Only a few of them remain. They have to stop an evil Cobra plot to destroy the world. And clear their name.
5 second review: The characters are great, the action is solid, the chase and fight scenes are decent, but the story... is nothing more than cardboard. Wet cardboard. Very wet. And it even falls apart during the film. But then Bruce Willis makes a spot on joke about his cholesterol and it's all good.
IMDb score: 5,8/10
Our score: 6,5/10
Box Office Mojo: 372 mio $ worldwide (on 14-09-2013)
