Sunday, April 6, 2014
Game of Thrones Season 4 Episode 1: Two Swords
5 second plot: King's Landing is preparing for the royal wedding. The mother of dragons if having difficulties controlling her fire breathers. She is still marching steadily with her giant army. Jaime is back, minus one hand, but no-one seems to be happy to see him. John Snow survived. He tries to explain to his fellows in arms that there are a whole bunch of nutcases who want to get over the wall.
5 second review: There is a lot more going on in this first episode than I could cram into a 5 second plot. That's good. Every sub-story is developing very interestingly. Oh man, but I hate that little weasel snot-king. Can't stand to look at him. Quick question. Was that a little kid nailed to that cross? Holy shit.
IMDb score: 9,5/10
Our score: 8,5/10