5 second plot: A virus (or something like that) has turned the world into zombies. Luckily there's one news station still reporting live. Thanks to a brave reporter we find out that a Spanish speaking Jesus created the first zombie some 2000 years ago. We also get lessons in killing zombies. And we go around the world to find out how bad everyone is fucked.
5 second review: This movie is just terrible. But I think they had fun making it. The make-up and special effects are horrible. No, let's make that: ludicrous.We've got Jesus and Judas killing zombies with fish (because that's something he could multiply you see). Smashing fish through their heads and stuff.
IMDb score: 3,4/10
Our score: 1/10
