5 second plot: Jon Snow is very dead. His buddies try to figure out what to do next. So does Melisandre. Brienne finally gets to save Sansa. The Sand Snakes take over Dorne. Daenerys is taken prisoner by the Dothraki. They try to decide whether to rape her or cut off her head. Arya is blind and gets her ass whooped with a stick.
5 second review: Am I glad that it is still awesome. The story, the visuals, the characters, the action, the back stabbing, the vengeance, the codes of honor,... It's going to be very interesting to find out where everything is going.
IMDb score: 8,8/10
Our score: 9,5/10
