Martin will not scare you to death

5 second plot: Martin drugs women and then drinks their blood. He wants to change his ways so he goes to stay with a cousin who thinks he can help him.

5 second review: This is a vampire movie without all the cool vampire stuff. Martin's got no powers. There is a bit of blood but it looks really ridiculous. Halfway through something interesting happens but other than that this is seriously boring. You could be doing something else entirely while watching this movie and not miss a thing.

IMDb score: 7,2/10
Our score: 1/10

Grand Theft Auto is a bit silly

5 second plot: A young couple wants to get married but the father of the girl does not agree. So they run off to get married in Las Vegas. On their road trip they run into a whole bunch of trouble because of a reward of 25000 dollar for anyone who stops them.

5 second review: This movie was made simply for fun. There is not much of a story but there are a lot of car crashes, explosions, (stupid) jokes and so on. There are no naked women in here though, that was kind of a surprise. It's not very good, but it's not boring either. It's just silly fun.

IMDb score: 5,4/10
Our score: 5/10