Side Effects takes a damn long time to twist

5 second plot: A young woman is depressed and sees a psychiatrist. He prescribes her pills that make her sleepwalk. When she is sleepwalking she does the darndest things... But seriously, it gets out of hand. Big time.

5 second review: Man, this is a depressing and boring movie. For the first hour that is. Yes, I know, that's a long time. Looking back on it, I don't know how I made it until the end. But I must say, the end result is satisfying.

IMDb score: 7,1/10
Our score: 6/10
Box Office Mojo: 32 mio $ worldwide

Warm Bodies

2 second plot: It's a romantic Romeo and Juliet fairy tale where R is the zombie and at the end love conquers all.

2 second review: There's not much story there, but it's still pretty smart and funny (at times) and the performances make it work.

IMDb score: 7,2/10
Our score: 8/10
Box Office Mojo: 117 mio $ worldwide (on 17-05-2013) and counting

The Americans Episode 1: Pilot

2 sec plot: Story about a Russian spy couple in the USA and their everyday routine.

2 sec review: Pretty well made, but not my cup of tea, not so into this 'real' spy stuff.

IMDb score 8,3/10
Our score 5,5/10

Bullet to the Head

5 second plot: Hitman gets set up and is out for revenge. He teams up with a cop. They quickly find out that shit runs all the way up.

5 second review: The action sequences are pretty decent, but the rest of the movie is crap. It's a Lethal Weapon wannabee with really shitty dialogue.

IMDb score: 5,8/10
Our score: 3/10
Box Office Mojo: 9 mio $ worldwide (on 08-06-2013)

Movie 43

2 sec plot: It's a series of crazy funny short films about for instance a blind date with a guy that has his balls attached to his neck.

2 sec review: How in the world did they get all those famous people to do it?

IMDb score: 4,4/10
Box Office Mojo: 30 mio $ worldwide
Our score: 7/10

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters

5 second plot: H&G start killing witches from a very young age. Now they are all grown up and face their biggest challenge yet.

5 second review: Sometimes really bad CGI and often really stupid dialogue, but still a lot of fun, thanks to the entertainment value of the cast, the foul mouths and the kick ass bloody killings.

IMDb score: 6,1/10
Our score: 7/10
Box Office Mojo: 225 mio $ worldwide (on 26-05-2013)

Resolution is really boring

5 second plot: Michael tries to save his friend Chris from a drug addiction by locking him up in a cabin for a week. But then strange stuff starts happening and someone is leaving them clues for one reason or another.

5 second review: I only got halfway through the picture. Is this boring or what? Jesus. And very poorly made and even more poorly acted. I couldn't care less about what was going to happen. Kill them already and be done with it.

IMDb score: 6,2/10
Our score: 0/10

The Following Season 1 Episode 1-7

5 second plot: A serial killer figures out a way to create a large group of 'followers'. These nut jobs will do anything he tells them to do. So he can even orchestrate his crazy plans from prison.

5 second review: Everyone I know loves this show, but I didn't connect with it. I only saw the first 7 episodes and then realized I didn't give a shit about what was going to happen. My biggest problem is the central bad guy. I don't like the way the character is set up. I'm not convinced. And by the way: this is the most wanted criminal in the country and he escapes 2 times in the first 7 episodes... Not cool.

IMDb score: 7,5/10
Our score: 6/10

Mama

5 second plot: Two little girls are left alone in the woods. They are found after five years. To survive they seem to have created an imaginary mother figure. Or not. Imaginary.

5 second review: They do not come darker than this movie. Holy craps, this one is so dark it's wicked to realize that someone had the balls to make it. Suck it, Harry Potter.

IMDb score: 6,3/10
Our score: 7,5/10
IMDb box office: 72 mio $ USA only (on 29-03-2013)

Parker

2 second plot: The smartest guy in the room gets double-crossed by his robbery-teammates and wants revenge.

2 second review: This is a really shitty movie. Sorry 'bout that Stath.

IMDb score: 6,1/10
Box Office Mojo: 18 mio $ worldwide
Our score: 02/10