5 second plot: It's the story of a group of pirates wreaking havoc in 1715.
5 second review: I did not know pirates had such good dental insurance, were so polite and nice to women and had such good moral standards. I did not know that. I also did not know they had some 'top agents' in the field who secretly gathered 'intelligence' on their adversaries. It's the frikkin' PIA (you'll figure it out).